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Kris1973 said:
The scariest clowns are not the most dangerous
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HELLO ONCE AGAIN, KRIS1973,

SORRY I COULDN'T REPLY, WASN'T FEELING WELL EARLIER...:(:cool: BUT, I'M BACK NOW!...LOL:D:cool: YOU KNOW KRIS1973 YOU HAVE SUDDENLY INSPIRED ME TO PLAY "SMOKEY ROBINSON", HIS SONG, "TEARS OF A CLOWN"... I HAVE IT RINGING IN MY HEAD, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!...LOL:p:D:cool: HOPE YOU ENJOY HAVING IT RING IN YOUR HEAD TOO!...LMAO :p:cool:

Smokey Robinson & The Miracles - Tears of a clown (with lyrics)



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(GIGGLES)...;):cool:

TC TTYL,

♥StarFire♥:cool:

 
StarFire said:
HELLO ONCE AGAIN, KRIS1973,

SORRY I COULDN'T REPLY, WASN'T FEELING WELL EARLIER...:(:cool: BUT, I'M BACK NOW!...LOL:D:cool: YOU KNOW KRIS1973 YOU HAVE SUDDENLY INSPIRED ME TO PLAY "SMOKEY ROBINSON", HIS SONG, "TEARS OF A CLOWN"... I HAVE IT RINGING IN MY HEAD, AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!...LOL:p:D:cool: HOPE YOU ENJOY HAVING IT RING IN YOUR HEAD TOO!...LMAO :p:cool:

Smokey Robinson & The Miracles - Tears of a clown (with lyrics)



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(GIGGLES)...;):cool:

TC TTYL,

♥StarFire♥:cool:
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Your most welcome starfire
Have ordered a t shirt and jolly Roger mouse mat great gift ideas thanks
 
Kris1973 said:
Your most welcome starfire
Have ordered a t shirt and jolly Roger mouse mat great gift ideas thanks
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HI KRIS1973,

I'M SO HAPPY YOU PLACED AN ORDER, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME MY "STARFIRE", CREATED MEMES HAVE SOLD!...LMAO:eek::D:):cool: YOU DO REALIZE I GET A CUT OF THE SALE, RIGHT?!...LMAO J/K :p:D:cool: YOU CAN GET A CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR ME TOO INSTEAD!...LMAO :p:D;):cool:

TC TTYL,

♥StarFire♥:cool:

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GEE KRIS1973,

YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME BLUSH!...;):cool:

ENJOY THE ARTWORK, IT WAS MY PLEASURE!...;):cool:

♥StarFire♥:cool:

 
Kris1973 said:
Your most welcome starfire
Have ordered a t shirt and jolly Roger mouse mat great gift ideas thanks
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HELLO KRIS1973,

BTW, COULD YOU SEND ME A PIC OF THE GIFTS YOU ORDERED WHEN THEY ARRIVE? I'D LOVE TO SEE HOW MY ARTWORK, AND IMAGINATION APPEAR ON "REAL", LIFE OBJECTS...LOL :D;):cool:

TYVM ONCE AGAIN FOR THE KINDS WORDS, AND FOR APPRECIATING THIS ONE "UNDISCOVERED", ARTIST(GIGGLES).:p;):cool:

I WANT TO ALSO WISH YOU, AND YOUR FAMILY, VERY, MERRY HOLIDAYS, AND HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL NEW YEAR!...:):D;):cool:

TC TTYL,

♥StarFire♥:cool:

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♥;):cool:♥
 
A few from our internal messaging, yes us geeks and boffins do have a sence of humour

Shopkeeper: "Are you putting that Christmas tree up yourself?"
Customer: "Certainly not! It’s going in the living room."

Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk.

What lies in a pram and wobbles?
A jelly baby

What’s the best Christmas present ever?
A broken drum set – you just can’t beat it!

What do you call a blind reindeer?
No eye deer

What’s round and bad tempered?
A vicious circle

How do you know if Santa's been in your garden shed?
You've got three extra ho ho ho's

What's yellow and dangerous?
Shark-infested custard
 
heinzfred said:
I would not consider this a joke at all its just a meme I know but I thought it was pretty funny
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StarFire you fucking cabbage. This is a motherfucking meme!

Bravo sir!

#bringragecomicsback
 
HELLO FOLKS,

I'VE BEEN INSPIRED TO POST SOME "CHEERY", "STARFIRE" HUMOR, AFTER READING A POST IN ANOTHER THREAD... DISCUSSING POSSIBLE NEW ROOMS AND THE TOPICS THEY WOULD REPRESENT... THIS ONE DEALT WITH A REQUEST FOR A ROOM DEALING WITH THE TOPIC, "DEPRESSION"... NOW, DON'T SHOOT THE MESSENGER!... I KNOW WELL THAT DEPRESSION IS NOT A FUNNY TOPIC... BUT, I THOUGHT I'D LET MY SARCASTIC SENSE OF HUMOR, MAKE LITE OF IT, JUST FOR A MOMENT, AND NOTHING MORE...:D;):cool: SO, ENJOY MY SILLY MOMENT OF "NAUGHTY HUMOR!"...;):cool:

HERE'S MY TOP 20 IDEAS FOR A ROOM NAME, TO USE FOR GROUP SESSIONS DEALING WITH DEPRESSION... :):p:cool:

1) THE "DEBBIE DOWNER CLUB"...
2) SUICIDE IS "NOT", YOUR FRIEND CLUB!...
3) CAN I LIVE WITHOUT PROZAC CLUB?...
4) WHO PEE'D IN MY CHEERIOS, CLUB?!...
5) AM I OVER MEDICATED? CLUB...
6) THE FANS OF DR. KEVORKIAN, CLUB...
7) DEATH BECOMES ME, CLUB...
8) THE I'M JUST NOT THAT INTO LIFE, CLUB...
9) HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN CASKET, CLUB...
10) I'D RATHER ROB THE GRAVE, THEN THE CRADLE, CLUB...
11) I WAS BORN UNDER A CLOUD, CLUB...
12) THE LOSERS IN LIFE CLUB...
13) THE JUST SHOOT ME NOW, CLUB...
14) HOW TO KILL YOURSELF, PAIN FREE CLUB...
15) PLEASE LET THE SUN GO DOWN ON ME, CLUB...
16) I'D RATHER BE PUSHING UP DAISY'S THEN PLANTING THEM, CLUB...
17) IS NECROPHILIA REAL?... CLUB...
18) A 12 STEP PROGRAM FOR NECROPHILIA ADDICTION...
19) WHY DON'T I WANT TO MEND A BROKEN HEART?... CLUB...
20) IS THIS FROWN ON MY FACE PERMANENT?... CLUB...

I'M SURE WITH MY IMAGINATION, I COULD COME UP WITH PLENTY MORE NAMES...;):cool: BUT, I THINK THIS LIST IS PLENTY LONG ENOUGH, DON'T YOU THINK?...LOLo_O:p:):cool: K WISHING YOU LOTS OF LUCK WITH TRYING TO SET UP A NEW CATEGORY FOR A ROOM DEVOTED TO HELPING THOSE WITH, "REAL DEPRESSION"... BECAUSE DEPRESSION JUST ISN'T FUNNY... ;):cool:

TC TTYAL,

♥StarFire♥:cool:

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HOPE YOU ALL GOT A GOOD LAUGH, AND ENJOY YOUR UP COMING HOLIDAYS, AND I WANT TO WISH
YOU ALL A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR TOO!...:);):cool:

♥StarFire♥:cool:
 
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Sad news today. After years of medical training and hard work, a mate of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients so can no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time and effort. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet!
 
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