So, technology is what I eat, sleep, and breathe both for a hobby and a career. I enjoy talking about it so if you ladies and gents have some questions in the mad world of technology? Ask me! Trolls, nudes, and baked goods welcome.
Every scientician knows that fire is fast so if your laptop is on fire that means that the fast is escaping. The smoke is magic smoke which is what the computer consumes as fuel, which is why they seem to get slower and slower until you have to replace them. Fire allows more magic smoke to escape which increases the speed of this process. Basically you have to replace it or bring it to a qualified technician to put more fast and more magic smoke back into it. While you are there you might as well ask them to rebalance the ones and zeroes inside, because sometimes there are too many of one or the other and that is bad, just like electrolyte depletion in the human body. In the future, Gatorade may create a replenishing beverage for computers, called Gatorade Digital, which will rebalance the ones and zeroes AND your electrolytes, just pour half into the computer and half into your mouth.
Indeed. I was looking forward to hearing what others had to say regarding their technical issues so I could offer some advice. Everyone must have their IT needs in check (yeah right.)
Can someone please post a sensible solution? Powering off...Turning back on...Rebooting...What the hell, people?
