Riddle Me Timbers!

I just had to google Tim Tams Apparently, they're like the Penguin biscuits that we have here...but BETTER!! Coincidentally, I was discussing Penguin biscuits on chat yesterday

 

Tell me it was in penguin chat?

 

Sticking with song metaphor's, I'm thinking Status Quo......."You're in the ???? Now"?

 

That one's got me stumped (for now!) What get's wetter as it dries?

 

Are we off to "Never Never Land?"

 

A tricky one?, if I was in the FBI investigating this, I would put out an APB for David Blane or Harry Houdini while I studied the evidence some more! Are the keys inside the car with the body?

 

A towel, of course.

 

Nah~, but that's logical if they're patriotic.

 

I'd assume the keys were with him.

 

It was indeed on Penguin chat

 

Here's one for you Malady.....

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

 

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away"?!

 

TGirl: what tastes better than it smells?

 

Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain in the world?

 

Ten gals tried to fit under a small umbrella. Miraculously, none of them got wet! How'd they do it?

 

I was about to say "My cooking" but the opposite is true lol

Let me ponder...

 

Aha! the answer is in my status It's a

 

You're right! Hehe.

 

Australia?

 

He was killed somewhere else, then put in the car after. The doors were locked after to make it look like a suicide