Riddle Me Timbers!

[TGirl]

I'll get you some Tim Tams

I just had to google Tim Tams Apparently, they're like the Penguin biscuits that we have here...but BETTER!! Coincidentally, I was discussing Penguin biscuits on chat yesterday

 

[RiotGrrrl]

I just had to google Tim Tams Apparently, they're like the Penguin biscuits that we have here...but BETTER!! Coincidentally, I was discussing Pengiun biscuits on chat yesterday

Tell me it was in penguin chat?

 

[EnglishmaninKhonKaen]

"One day a little boy named went over to his parents and said that he wanted to shoot people and blow them up. His parents were really proud of his career choice. What did he want to do?"

Sticking with song metaphor's, I'm thinking Status Quo......."You're in the ???? Now"?

 

[EnglishmaninKhonKaen]

"I have keys but no locks I have space but no room You can enter but cant go outside."

That one's got me stumped (for now!) What get's wetter as it dries?

 

[EnglishmaninKhonKaen]

"Tuck you in, warm within
Keep you free from sin"

Are we off to "Never Never Land?"

 

[EnglishmaninKhonKaen]

(this is my personal favorite):
"A man was shot to death while in his car. There were no powder marks on his clothing, which indicated that the gunman was outside the car. However, all the windows were up and the doors locked. After a close inspection was made, the only bullet holes discovered were on the man’s body. How was he murdered?"

A tricky one?, if I was in the FBI investigating this, I would put out an APB for David Blane or Harry Houdini while I studied the evidence some more! Are the keys inside the car with the body?

 

[Malady]

That one's got me stumped (for now!) What get's wetter as it dries?

A towel, of course.

 

[Malady]

Sticking with song metaphor's, I'm thinking Status Quo......."You're in the ???? Now"?

Nah~, but that's logical if they're patriotic.

 

[Malady]

A tricky one?, if I was in the FBI investigating this, I would put out an APB for David Blane or Harry Houdini while I studied the evidence some more! Are the keys inside the car with the body?

I'd assume the keys were with him.

 

[TGirl]

Tell me it was in penguin chat?

It was indeed on Penguin chat

 

[TGirl]

Here's one for you Malady.....

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

 

[Malady]

Here's one for you Malady.....

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away"?!

 

[Malady]

TGirl: what tastes better than it smells?

 

[Malady]

Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain in the world?

 

[Malady]

Ten gals tried to fit under a small umbrella. Miraculously, none of them got wet! How'd they do it?

 

[TGirl]

TGirl: what tastes better than it smells?

I was about to say "My cooking" but the opposite is true lol

Let me ponder...

 

[TGirl]

Aha! the answer is in my status It's a

 

[Malady]

Aha! the answer is in my status It's a

You're right! Hehe.

 

[EnglishmaninKhonKaen]

Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain in the world?

Australia?

 

[Kristianna]

(this is my personal favorite):
"A man was shot to death while in his car. There were no powder marks on his clothing, which indicated that the gunman was outside the car. However, all the windows were up and the doors locked. After a close inspection was made, the only bullet holes discovered were on the man’s body. How was he murdered?"

He was killed somewhere else, then put in the car after. The doors were locked after to make it look like a suicide