Shitty ditties...

Spangle said:
"Hi it's Spangle" I breathily say
Trying to blow bean juice out of the way
"Hi it's MJ" comes the reply
My relief escapes in a great big sigh
"Hello darling, how are you?"
Beans in my mouth ready to chew
"Oh Spangle I've been heavily drinking
Since your bean tale got me thinking,
It changed my view of the sacred bean
I confess my thoughts have not been clean"
I ponder on this a moment or two
"MJ darling I know what to do
Let's switch this over to video cam
And you can see how beany I am"
I position the camera and let it rest
With the best few of my ample chest
I lift my fork and slowly tip
A single bean onto my nip
My cleavage next, my aim is keen
As two beans slide right inbetween
I move the camera from my tits
To focus on my lady bits
I drop beans there with good intent
Only to find you came and went...:oops:
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Seeing your beans live on video cam
You wouldn't believe how happy I am
As you seductively lick your juicy lips
The beany sauce begins to seductively drip
As it flows down from your saucy face
Soon your entire body is a bean filled place
Seeing you like this is too much for me
I know now exactly where I want to be
I reach excitedly and open an extra large bean can
And pour all over myself until I have a Heinz tan
Leaving the video chat you wonder what ive done
Thinking its bean too much and ive cum and gone
But then Spangle you excitedly realise this just isn't true
As I join your beany haven and climb into bed next to you
Xx
 
MJW1234 said:
Seeing your beans live on video cam
You wouldn't believe how happy I am
As you seductively lick your juicy lips
The beany sauce begins to seductively drip
As it flows down from your saucy face
Soon your entire body is a bean filled place
Seeing you like this is too much for me
I know now exactly where I want to be
I reach excitedly and open an extra large bean can
And pour all over myself until I have a Heinz tan
Leaving the video chat you wonder what ive done
Thinking its bean too much and ive cum and gone
But then Spangle you excitedly realise this just isn't true
As I join your beany haven and climb into bed next to you
Xx
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Lol clever boy ;)

Am wondering now about beany scenarios :p
 
Spangle said:
Oh a real one.. if I ever come in to loads of money I'm going to buy a house in remote countryside, buy a brand spanking new shiny tractor and be totally depraved :oops:
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I love it...pardon my strong words but it will be a new series called Escape To The Cuntry.....if you choose to grow peas I'll join you and while you entertain the tractor I'll make the peas mushy with my feet like they do when they crush grapes for wine xx
 
MJW1234 said:
I love it...pardon my strong words but it will be a new series called Escape To The Cuntry.....if you choose to grow peas I'll join you and while you entertain the tractor I'll make the peas mushy with my feet like they do when they crush grapes for wine xx
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Mushy pea and bean sex on a tractor.. feck me that's a tall order for the next ditty pmsl
 
Spangle said:
Mushy pea and bean sex on a tractor.. feck me that's a tall order for the next ditty pmsl
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Im sure you're up to it Spangle....do you have a colour in mind for your favourite tractor? Will it have a name? I think lilac will look good in you and maybe Chuff would be a good name ️xx
 
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Chuff :D

She can be yours... I want a big manly blue one :p
 
Getting scary Reading your posts. been tractors woundering whats next.
 
MJ had a tractor called Chuff
He couldn't get enough of her stuff
He washed her daily in baked beans
Til Spangle said she needs more greens
So MJ listened to her pleas
And started making mushy peas
Now Chuff is happy with her life
And MJ will take her as his wife
He'll douse them both in mushy lube
And shaft her little exhaust tube

:p
 
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