Shitty ditties...
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Well they come in all shapes and sizes, they're always wet and they're continually squirting when you turn them on xx.... Good morning Spangle ️xx️xx
P.S. I think you have an admirer on the my cock post...John32married. He wants you to trade me in for a younger model....not sure what his position is on baked beans though? Xx
Morning Spangle much better thank you, writing tractor and bean poetry yesterday helped clear my head....I think lol.Morning MJ
How's your head?
Think I answered john32married
Yes I thought you were going to trade me in... Im not getting any younger and I dribble a bit now but my beans are still fresh and juicy lol xx
LOL.
Bahubali's cum = Cream Factory
Ohh wait wait does he donate something... To cream biscuits factory... XDXD
Morning MJ
How's your head?
Think I answered john32married
S is for the Sexy way bean juice dribbles from your tongue
P is for your Pouty lips drooling as your phone is rung
A is for the excited Anticipation your caller has at the end of his phone
N is for Naughty thoughts he has imagining you naked at home alone
G is for the Grumbling noise your tummy makes as you talk to him dirty
L is for Licking your lips anticipating a gourmet mushy pea lunch at 1.30
E is for the Ecstasy and relief you feel when he's finally cum and gone
All this spells SPANGLE who I hope to join for beans on Big Blue later on xx
Lol that's brilliant... I fear mine to you would be fairly short
Yes a bit like my white suit..... It would be 3 lines of comic heaven im sure xxLol that's brilliant... I fear mine to you would be fairly short
Make that four
Love it Spangle I knew it would be special and I agree with every poetic word xxM is for the man who's brain is bizarre
I is for insanely going too far
C is for the chat I love the most
K is for kinky beans on toast
Maths wasn't a strong subject for me once hair started growing in the most unexpected places xxMake that four
Really? Isn't that the time arithmetic becomes important, when calculating growth spurts in certain locations...
I only managed to count to five each time, my other digits were busy coaxing other growth spurts xx
Rude
Sorry hope you forgive me xxRude
Rude
im worried ive bean too bad????? XxRude
Prince_Aniket
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Following the footsteps of MJW1234:
She walks like an ecstasy, a dream in the past
Pieces of cloud float, surrounding her bust
Aesthetic charm and elegance of her
Notoriously tempting, a love affair
Glory of liaison when passion comes to play
Left us intoxicated with our world at bay
Eager for a beginning, comes a new day.
She walks like an ecstasy, a dream in the past
Pieces of cloud float, surrounding her bust
Aesthetic charm and elegance of her
Notoriously tempting, a love affair
Glory of liaison when passion comes to play
Left us intoxicated with our world at bay
Eager for a beginning, comes a new day.
Riding along in her automobileM is for the man who's brain is bizarre
I is for insanely going too far
C is for the chat I love the most
K is for kinky beans on toast
Her doggy driving at the wheel
Spangle is on a mystery tour
She has two legs her driver has four
Enjoying doing all kinds of stuff
Even when the going gets ruff
Arriving at their destination and parking
Wondering why doggy drove her to Barking
Spangle wonders what things they will do
While using a doggy bag to clean up his/her poo
The smell in the steaming bag makes her wretch
So they go to the park to play a game of fetch
In a Barbara Woodhouse voice she says "sit"
But all her doggy really wants to do is s**t
Listening in the park to her chatting while the two go for "Walkies"
Doggy thinks to itself wish there were more treats and less "Talkies"
Finally as the day is ending they've had lots of fun
Now it's time to drive home for some Pedigree Chum.
️Xx
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