Mmmmm so can I dear Spankums and the endless supply of beans...maybe Heinz tv adverts it will be absolutely fabulous dahhhhling ️xx.PMSL I can see it now...
Shitty ditties...
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I love it...this time next year we could be millionaires. ️Xx.
I look at all your lovely curves
The way the light dances on you
Reflecting off your sweetness
I want you
I dream about how you taste
How I could nibble on your soft lines
Inhale your sinful scent
I need you
I would kiss you all over
Lick you, just to get the merest hint of what lies beneath
Plunge my tongue inside to taste your sticky juices
I crave you
My donut
The way the light dances on you
Reflecting off your sweetness
I want you
I dream about how you taste
How I could nibble on your soft lines
Inhale your sinful scent
I need you
I would kiss you all over
Lick you, just to get the merest hint of what lies beneath
Plunge my tongue inside to taste your sticky juices
I crave you
My donut
Ive placed the donut strategically on my body just for you!!! ️Xx.
I see you drooling in wonder as you just stare
At his cream dribbling out not knowing Im there
You still think he's a very desirable fellow
Despite some of his cream also being yellow
I can see the way you want to lick his skin
Hoping one day you may live together in sin
His milky brown flesh I know really turns you on
When he's undressed and his shiny coat has gone
You like nibbling on him and he thinks it's a dream
As you put your mouth in position and suck on his cream
Now people say how can I put up with things being this way
Seeing Spankums lust for a Cadurys Creme egg everyday
It's easy I reply to them and not wishing to sound so fickle
But yesterday I discovered the charms of an egg that is pickled ️xx.
Haha yes anyone outside this forum must think we are complete and utter nutters if they read them...and I think most people here think that too lol.... ️Xx.LMAO these ditties get very surreal
But we'll still have each other even in the asylum....sexy time might be difficult in straight jackets though ️xx.LMAO these ditties get very surreal
Then we shall just have to licky licky sucky suckyBut we'll still have each other even in the asylum....sexy time might be difficult in straight jackets though ️xx.
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haha mmmm yes...sounds like a Bangkok brothel lol ️xx.Then we shall just have to licky licky sucky sucky
Beans beans are good for the heart
The more you eat the more you start
To think mushy peas may be the way
But then again at the end of the day
Creme eggs crammed up your arse
Would really be a bit of a farce
Cos if you want to be a grownup
Get your gnashers on a donut
That may not exactly rhyme
But Mr Google said it's fine
So sue me
The more you eat the more you start
To think mushy peas may be the way
But then again at the end of the day
Creme eggs crammed up your arse
Would really be a bit of a farce
Cos if you want to be a grownup
Get your gnashers on a donut
That may not exactly rhyme
But Mr Google said it's fine
So sue me
Haha it rhymes to me...its poetical genius like Wordsworth on acid ️xx.Beans beans are good for the heart
The more you eat the more you start
To think mushy peas may be the way
But then again at the end of the day
Creme eggs crammed up your arse
Would really be a bit of a farce
Cos if you want to be a grownup
Get your gnashers on a donut
That may not exactly rhyme
But Mr Google said it's fine
So sue me
I think I may be losing the plotHaha it rhymes to me...its poetical genius like Wordsworth on acid ️xx.
*gets the his and hers straight jackets ready* ...they're coming to take us away lol ️xx.I think I may be losing the plot
People think the things we eat are really strangeBeans beans are good for the heart
The more you eat the more you start
To think mushy peas may be the way
But then again at the end of the day
Creme eggs crammed up your arse
Would really be a bit of a farce
Cos if you want to be a grownup
Get your gnashers on a donut
That may not exactly rhyme
But Mr Google said it's fine
So sue me
We don't care what they say we will never change
Mushy peas help to give us one of our five a day
And they are sometimes used when we start to play
We enjoy eating eggs filled with Cadburys Creme
Their white and yellow gooeyness is like a wet dream
I know you also really love the donuts made by Dunkin
So during our sexy time in their holes i slide my junkin
Hoping that you close your eyes and start to nibble and lick
But instead of their frosted topping you get a mouthful of d**k
However the one food we love most is a can of baked beans
Not just to eat but at sexy time off our bodies to lick clean
There is one more snack I want us to try my dearest I beg
That's the yummy methane filled goodness of a pickled egg ️xx.
PMSL I am NEVER eating pickled eggsPeople think the things we eat are really strange
We don't care what they say we will never change
Mushy peas help to give us one of our five a day
And they are sometimes used when we start to play
We enjoy eating eggs filled with Cadburys Creme
Their white and yellow gooeyness is like a wet dream
I know you also really love the donuts made by Dunkin
So during our sexy time in their holes i slide my junkin
Hoping that you close your eyes and start to nibble and lick
But instead of their frosted topping you get a mouthful of d**k
However the one food we love most is a can of baked beans
Not just to eat but at sexy time off our bodies to lick clean
There is one more snack I want us to try my dearest I beg
That's the yummy methane filled goodness of a pickled egg ️xx.
Im going to cover one in chocolate and sneak it into your Creme egg stash... It'll be like playing Russian Roulette with a methane bomb ️xx.PMSL I am NEVER eating pickled eggs
I tried one once. It made a bit of sick come up into my mouthIm going to cover one in chocolate and sneak it into your Creme egg stash... It'll be like playing Russian Roulette with a methane bomb ️xx.
So you added regurgitated bits to your eggy meal, how was that for you?? Did you swallow or spit?? ️Xx.I tried one once. It made a bit of sick come up into my mouth
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