Game The Monkey’s Paw

[Deleted member 669606]

Granted, but Santa wanted to show off and wear them first, and he slipped on your roof and fell down the chimney head first. Congratulations, you killed Santa.

I wish for pint of beer that never gets warm, flat, or runs out.

 

[FireflyEyes]

Granted, and added bonus the additive used to keep the bubbles in and regulate the temperature can be added to any beer of your choice. Few little sprinkles in the glass before pouring. Only known side-effect is metastasizing testicular and ovarian cancers. (I recommend pre-emptive surgery) Enjoy.

I wish I was a ballerina.

 

[Argoram]

Granted, you are beloved and brilliant, applauded worldwide. But your partner drops you constantly.

I wish men could have multiple orgasms

 

[Deleted member 669606]

(Not too bad, tbh. Deal.)

Granted, but your one of the wooden ones that spins on top of music boxes..forever!

I wish I could see dead people

 

[Deleted member 669606]

(Oh dang, exact same time!)

Granted, but to allow for an endless amount of male orgasms, your ball sack has become the size of a yoga ball..

I wish I could see dead people

 

[Chubbychappie]

Granted but you see all of the people in hell not heaven


I wish for a good friend

 

[AlexWS]

Granted but you he will be naked every time you guys meet in public

Nice bowl of grape jell-o

 

[Tdp06]

Guess what?? Granted! But the only way to eat them is to ask a guy to feed you.... This guy just out of toilets, without washing his hands.... Bon appétit !!

I wish I travel on a boat cruise all year

 

[Heather]

I'll grant that wish to you Tdp. Happy sailing.

I wish to walk again by myself.

 

[Chubbychappie]

Granted but you will never be able to stop once you start

I wish I could get all fcn whatever they want

 

[Thalassa]

Sure. I'll grant it. However it shall be replaced with excruciating heat, all air conditioners and fans will be destroyed, and trees will be debranched and will no longer give shade.

I wish I were an astronaut.

 

[FireflyEyes]

Granted...first under sea goddess astronaut to make the solo trip to Venus....send me a postcard

I wish I had a bouquet of white roses

 

[Argoram]

Granted, sadly they’re infested with ticks - hello Lyme disease!

I wish there was an algorithm that always knew what song to play to soundtrack my life.

 

[FireflyEyes]

Granted, that song is the song that never ends.

I wish someone hadn't been given an alarm clock for their birthday.

 

[Sarah_56]

Granted, they have been given Alexa with the 'good morning' feature.

I wish I were as flirtatious in real life as I can sometimes be here

 

[FireflyEyes]

granted, your sassy self comes out in only the most appropriate settings of course, at weddings, funerals, the supermarket...and the followers in the real world, can't be ignored with the click of a button.


I wish I had someone to hug.

 

[Dan_TheMan_Taylor]

Granted, but its that one kid from primary who somehow always had sweaty hands and a runny nose - nothing changed with age, except they're taller.

I wish I could afford to go from a renter to a homeowner.

 

[Ayesha1992]

Granted, but its that one kid from primary who somehow always had sweaty hands and a runny nose - nothing changed with age, except they're taller.

I wish I could afford to go from a renter to a homeowner.

Granted but it's a small single room like a prison cell without any windows and just on sewage pipeline which would be your bathroom. Enjoy!

I wish someone would take me out for a good night and there is no risk of covid.

 

[FireflyEyes]

Hot night on the town, granted. At this great, socially distanced outdoor venue...in Antarctica. Only covid free continent. Rockin it with the penguins (at least it is summer now!)

I wish my tea wouldn't go cold so fast.

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Granted. But it becomes room temperature before the first sip. And stays that way forever.


I wish my friends were here right now.