Game The Monkey’s Paw

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Granted.
The ceo of Toblerone sends his condolences to the family of Riverside, after hearing of how he was crushed by a truck full of coconut Toblerone, and a custom made coconut Toblerone coffin.

I wish for more of this stuff
 
Throws a dozen baby turtles at Thalassa. They dont fly but we got one good picture where it looks like they might and got mad likes on Instagram.

I wish good beer wasn't fattening and expensive.
 
Guess what..... Granted!! French beer are zero calories mon ami!!! Instead you get the boner of your life,the kind you can't hide.... Just before a crucial job interview :D

I wish when I clap twice my girl appear on my laps
 
Granted.....sketch-1636051587256.jpg


I wish i had only to lay naked in bed for the day.
 
Bump time for a reset

I wish I had an exciting weekend to look forward to
 
Granted but you are excited to be tied up and participate in chasity


I wish I could have my first threesome
 
Granted!!
Just hope you're enjoying public toilets cause those 2 guys are watching you intensely...

I wish my worries go away
 
Granted but you're so laid back you soil yourself and you don't worry about it at all

I wish I could go back to when I was 21 and do it all over again...
 
Granted,,, hope your girls sharp claws don't make your balls bleed...your girl is a golden retriever ♡♡♡ ...joking!

I wish for early retirement
 
Your wish is granted—you win a large lottery, but you end up in a work camp/prison in North Korea, because you thought a tourism trip to North Korea would be cool and they imprisoned you on some trumped up charges. There's no freedom in sight.

I wish I could build my own house to my liking on a nice, wooded piece of land near a lake.
 
Granted, but you’re wrongly accused for some horrific crime within the first week of retirement and get sent down for the rest of your life.

Edit - Granted but it rots and sinks into the lake, becomes ruined beyond repair. You’re homeless.

I wish I had even more Krispy Kreme doughnuts. I’ve already eaten three.
 
Granted—you're suddenly invited to an all-you-can-eat Krispy Kreme tour, but you fall into a huge donut container and no one noticed you fall in. It's the weekend, so you have to eat your way out. You do eat your way out, but you develop a serious donut addiction, spending all your earnings and savings on nothing but donuts. You eventually end up broke, on the streets, robbing donut shops. Who knows where life leads from there...

I wish could pilot a plane.
 
Granted but its fuelled by a trio of flatulent hefty guys who you need to keep feeding or risk losing altitude too quickly

I wish I could be relaxing in an amazing resort right now
 
granted, but it's a resort full of 80+ yr olds who are swingers and it's filled to the brim

I wish I could just get up and move to iceland.
 
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