Banter What kind of drunk are You?

[Deleted member 178467]

Ouch lol x

Wasn't mine thank good needed both engines rebuilt and props plus hull repaired.

 

[Jay014]

While home on leave in my early day in the raf i was arguing with the taxi driver and my mum that i was at the wrong address. I was refusing to get out of taxi till he took me to where i was suposed to be. I only told him he had to take me back to camp in Belize.....

 

[Deleted member 178467]

My stag do, well every drink had at least 3 jagers added but felt fine even mounting a police car and pretending to shag it, felt it was the most normal thing to do.

 

[Deleted member 178467]

As a side note, I’m currently hungover in a 40 degree (Celcius) hellscape.

Oh damn heat and alcohol don't mix, drink plenty of water as you don't want kidney stone like witchy the other week.

 

[witchygirl]

Yeah and I’m off to watch Star Wars now (finally)- I think I’m going to have to go hair of the dog (going gold class at least so I can do this.)

Drink drink drink lol xxx

 

[witchygirl]

Was always a very happy drunk x remember waking up one morning with black texta all over me and a guys number written on my boob lol dont remember him haha

 

[Darrensmith]

Ahahaha ..... I drink and party at weekends you only live once x and you ?

 

[Darrensmith]

Ahahaha sound 80's casuals all over again ahahahah xx

 

[Darrensmith]

Totally x

 

[Jasonh]

I don't think I've ever been truly drunk, probably because I'd need to drink... more then is really affordable for a student. It takes a good 3-4 shots for me to really feel anything, But if I had to guess what kind of drunk I would be it would probably be happy. I'm not good a flirting when I'm sober, I'm terrified of what I'd be like trying to flirt drunk

 

[Jinxy]

Out in town very drunk wanted to go home so hopped into a taxi and told him where to take me.
Turns out it was a police car I had hopped in the front seat of. Oops
He was very nice and drove me home tho with a warning about drinking too much.
Would love to add this was when much younger bit was only a few years ago.

 

[Dcdevon]

Sounds like those are pretty self explanatory to me!

Lol I knew what they were but didn't know how I got them. The pissing in public I figured. But after the cops walks up on me pissing by a car. I apparently told them loudly they smelled like ham. And other pork related things. The whole time they wrote the pissing ticket.

 

[Dcdevon]

I don’t tollorate a lot of alcohol very well before getting sick. Only takes 3 or 4 drinks before I’m good and silly.
My only real wild drunk story is when I was hanging out with some guy friends after school, one of them had taken a case of beer from his folk’s garage. After two beers I was feeling loopy, and didn’t do a very good job of hiding my inner slut. Didn’t help I had a huge crush on one of the guys.

Alcohol lowers any inhibitions you might have. Or had haha

 

[Male_uk]

Pulled some Korean chick whilst on holiday in Oz and was taking her back to the apartment we stayed. She asked me if I wanted a lift on her bike to whilst I agreed even though I know drinking and riding isnt good but I was drunk and I trusted her judgement even if she was drunk.

What she didn't tell me was it didn't have an engine and when she said bike she meant bicycle.

And I had to pedal. Her sat on the seat, me stood up and her helmet half hanging off her head.

 

[TacoBelle]

I tend to sing very loudly and off key when drunk. I also have a unicorn head that I wear sometimes. It's a fun time all around. Lmao

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Went on a lads holiday over new year and got separated from the group as I led them the wrong way we were drinking wayyyyy to much and as my foot was in a bandage I was slipping back well I needed a pee so found this nice bush and did the deed, never saw them for rest of evening so made my way back to villa. Woke up on Sun lounger by pool quite refreshed and surprised I made it back. Walked in a shouted wake up fuckers to the surprise of a family having their breakfast, not only wrong villa but in wrong bloody town. I Apologised then throw up not sure what the dad was saying but his expression was not happy. I made my escape. No idea were I was found a cab and showed him the key. I was 2 hours away. How I walked that far I have no idea. Got to villa and it was empty as we had left it wasn't till early even the lads cane back battered bruised. They had a fight and spent night and day in prison. They thought i was dead. We stayed in that night and got drinks in. Safer

 

[witchygirl]

Went on a lads holiday over new year and got separated from the group as I led them the wrong way we were drinking wayyyyy to much and as my foot was in a bandage I was slipping back well I needed a pee so found this nice bush and did the deed, never saw them for rest of evening so made my way back to villa. Woke up on Sun lounger by pool quite refreshed and surprised I made it back. Walked in a shouted wake up fuckers to the surprise of a family having their breakfast, not only wrong villa but in wrong bloody town. I Apologised then throw up not sure what the dad was saying but his expression was not happy. I made my escape. No idea were I was found a cab and showed him the key. I was 2 hours away. How I walked that far I have no idea. Got to villa and it was empty as we had left it wasn't till early even the lads cane back battered bruised. They had a fight and spent night and day in prison. They thought i was dead. We stayed in that night and got drinks in. Safer

Pissa x

 

[witchygirl]

One night i stayed home but my boyfriend at the time went out. Woke in morning he wasn't home no big deal. Eldery neighbors rang asking me to come get him. He broke in and was asleep on thier couch opps wrong house haha