Ketoy42
Member
I bet he wanted to show you his tool. Lol
Naughty Game What's Your "Best" Pick Up Line?
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I bet he wanted to show you his tool. Lol
Bet a woman $1 you can move her breasts with the power of your mind.
Look intently at them, then jiggle with your hands.
Apologize then say they get to keep the $1.
Either face slaps, or more, will ensue.
Look intently at them, then jiggle with your hands.
Apologize then say they get to keep the $1.
Either face slaps, or more, will ensue.
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XAdam_7
Guest
It must be a sad day in heaven today...
As it’s lost one of its most beautiful angels
As it’s lost one of its most beautiful angels
I don't usually resort to pick up lines and I'm very upfront but there are two instances where I went out of my way and it worked.
First Incident
Me: I can say 'Good Morning' in six different languages.
Him: Oh that's very impressive!
Me: So which one would you like to wake up to tomorrow morning?
Second Incident
'Si je t'aise à apprendre l'anglais, est-ce que tu m'apprendras comment embrasser à la française?' which roughly translates to 'If I teach you how to speak English, will you teach me how to French kiss?'
First Incident
Me: I can say 'Good Morning' in six different languages.
Him: Oh that's very impressive!
Me: So which one would you like to wake up to tomorrow morning?
Second Incident
'Si je t'aise à apprendre l'anglais, est-ce que tu m'apprendras comment embrasser à la française?' which roughly translates to 'If I teach you how to speak English, will you teach me how to French kiss?'
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Sugar_Shaw
Guest
Is that a mirror in you're pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Deleted member 382355
Active Member
Yes I know I'm an asshole, but what are the chances of that stopping me from getting into yours?
I love it!“I have pizza, care to join me?”....at least if it doesn’t work, I still have pizza.
LMFAO!!!Bet a woman $1 you can move her breasts with the power of your mind.
Look intently at them, then jiggle with your hands.
Apologize then say they get to keep the $1.
Either face slaps, or more, will ensue.
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NinetiesBoy
Guest
Want to stay at my place tonight? You look like you could use a shower and a roof to sleep under.
Sirsexalot77
Member
You're so hot I need to use my stick to poke around inside so you don't catch on fire
Sirsexalot77
Member
You want to play human Tetris baby ?
I do enjoy a good round of human Tetris. I'm going to be playing that tonight
AloneHubby
New Member
I lost my Teddy Bear...will you sleep with me?
Here are 3 pick up lines that I got hit with at the supermarket lol
Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me eggcited!
I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?
Are you sure you’re not a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me eggcited!
I know you’re busy today but can you add me to your to-do list?
BigDaddysPizza
Well-Known Member
Hey,I got a white chocolate cock. Why don't you see if it melts in your hand?
hey question.. there's this movie i really want to see but my mom said i cant go by myself..can you help me out?
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